Synopsis
You'll be dammed!
College friends find their weekend of sex and debauchery ruined when deadly zombie beavers swarm their riverside cabin.
2014 Directed by Jordan Rubin
College friends find their weekend of sex and debauchery ruined when deadly zombie beavers swarm their riverside cabin.
Castores zombies, Castores Zumbis, Бобры-зомби, Zombihódok támadása, Zombeavers (Castores zombies), Zombiber, זומבי בונים, 좀비버, Zombie bobry, Zombiebobry, 僵尸海狸, Зомби бобри, Zombi Avcıları, ゾンビーバー, Бобри-зомбі
"We cannot turn against each other right now. That's exactly what the beavers would want."
One drinking game that you shouldn't ever play:
Watching Zombeavers and drinking every time there is a poorly written line, a poorly delivered line, or a girl's shorts aren't fully covering her ass.
The reason why you shouldn't play this game is because you will end up with alcohol poisoning within the first ten minutes.
Also, no need for the blooper reel at the end
because the entire film was one, big blooper.
It's worth noting though, that this film is actually a lot of fun...
...for a shit film.
A weekend getaway for three college sorority sisters, and their boyfriends, turns into a nightmare, when beavers infected with a zombie-esque virus, attack. The beavers are hungry; they're out for flesh, not wood. Will anyone survive? What's the chances the cute little doggy makes it? (That doggy sure can swim.) Why do beavers like to pull practical jokes? Did you know beavers know how to cut phone cords? Zombeavers is what you expect. It's campy, corny, gory, and somewhat clever. It never takes itself serious, and neither should the viewer.
Do you like beavers? Do you wish you had a pet beaver? Would you play with your beaver? What would you name your beaver? (I would name my pet beaver…
whoever came up with the quote “it’s just those kids scissoring each other to lady gaga” deserves endless amounts of praise
A bunch of dudes at the writing table: SO, let's make this one scene where the beaver attacks the girl and like starts crawling in her direction but like her legs are spread open so like it looks like the beaver's gonna eat her by the vagina because get it???? A beaver eating ANOTHER BEAVER!!!!
*all dudes high five*
Horroroktober die Fünfzehnte (15/3) feat. DuBFal-Horrorweeks - 2nd Round - Film Nr. 15
Taucht heute mit uns, liebe Zuschauer und Zuschauerinnen, hinein in das brackige Wasser tosenden Liebesspiels der Myriaden an Stechmücken. Schiebt das angeschwemmte Totenreich tausender Lebensformen wie Fisch, der Krebs, die Garnele, die Schildkörte und die sie zu hunderten übertreffende gemeine Kröte, und den nicht minder terrorisierenden Frosch geraubten Inhaltes beiseite. Auch wenn sich in Eurem Haar die letzten Partyreste aus prallgefüllten Kondomen fehlender Spannung, von ihrem Korpus abgesprengte Kronkorken und Dosenlaschen mit den daumendickvollgesogenen Tampons des daran gezogenen Fisches verfangen, Ihr werdet es mit Nichten bereuen.
Streift mit jeder Arm- und Beinbewegung Euer Erwachsenwerden ab. Geht nackig Eurer Jugend straffer Beine, straffer Brüste, geglätteten Oberschenkel frei jedweder…
Been wanting to see this for quite awhile! Finally snagged it this AM! Unfortunately I can't say it was worth the wait or the bucks spent on its rental!
If like me curiosity gets the better of you try and hold out til you can rent it cheap!
The critters effects are dodgy at best! I see it as a missed opportunity! It does have some gore and some tense moments! But for the most part it just an aberration that may or may not be good for a few laughs depending on the viewers disposition and personal preferences!
Not that it was earth shaking or anything if you missed it but there was a brief scene after the credits!
I mean, what can someone say about a movie like this? The title is really explicit. There are beavers and something have turned them into rabid zombie beavers… or not. The ending was a bit confusing.
Nonetheless, the amount of gore in here is deliciously good. The story is pretty serviceable, though its not til the third act when everything really go full bonkers with some legit unexpected stuff that had me scared and laughing so hard, especially on the twerking scene. Performances are for the most part very self-aware and that makes for some schlocky fun. There’s some attempt to good filmmaking, though its not something one has to expect from a movie like this.
All in all, if you are ever down for some cheap and silly gory horror comedy, I will def. recommend to give this one a try.
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A movie like ZOMBEAVERS could only be either a 1-star film or a 5-star film, and I'm telling you right now that ZOMBEAVERS is a 5-star film.
Neato effects/gore/solid third act garnered an extra half star and kinda saved this goofball movie for me? Not my favorite thing, super dumb fun but definitely my definition of an ‘it’s fine’ movie.