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Reviews

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  The Black Phone 2021

  

  zachhayes ★★

  fractured, kinda empty horror for a story that shouldn’t be! some cool moments but nothing cohesive to be interesting or entertaining. extremely boring too!! where’s the scott derrickson (and ethan hawke)…

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  

  zachhayes ★★★★½

  Viggo: hacking up a lung, grumbling, spitting up food, puttering about sex and surgery, looking confused

  me: weeping with joy

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  The Slumber Party Massacre 1982

  

  Lucy ★★★★ 6

  hearing the director talk about how she passed up editing E.T. to make this project instead and how she still fucking loves it… maybe the most badass q&a i’ve ever…

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  

  CT ★★★★

  Ke Huy Quan given the Wong Kar-wai and Christopher Doyle treatment to look incredibly suave. Gotta love it. 

  The finale is quite bloated, and it takes a bit to find…

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  Crash 1996

  

  BRAT ★★★★ 9

  watched this in the living room and now all my roommates think i want to reshape the malleable human body through the immortal steeliness of technology by doinking my car…

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  Crash 1996

  

  Joe Aragon ★★★★ 3

  It’s 2010, you’ve just placed an order on Netflix for your next family movie night. 

  You ordered Crash because it won Best Picture, your friend from work said it was good. …

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  Ambulance 2022

  

  Matej ★★½

  jake gyllenhaal's crazy eyes are the best part of this movie

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  Ambulance 2022

  

  Patrick Willems ★★★★ 23

  In April 2022, Michael Bay discovered drones, and cinema was born anew