A surreal and wacky way of dealing with relationships.
I would chose a Turtle. They swim and live long.
It’s astonishing to see the sheer difference in quality between the first one and this sequel, and it’s all to do with the amazing auteurs who worked on the first. This film, is painful. Convoluted plot to steer this franchise/gov back to Mexico, draw dropping amateur dialogue (seriously, the dialogue in this is atrocious and you can predict how most of the lines will be written...) and ugh. This film is ugh. It does everything that worked in the first, but not successful. Stereotyping the heavy topics it wants to tell, but with a 5th grade attitude about it. Very disappointing.