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  • It Came from Outer Space

    ★★★

  • Cabaret

    ★★★½

  • The Black Phone

    ★★½

  • Star 80

    ★★★★★

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★½

    Not very good!

    Scott Derrickson is very good at making horror movies with interesting ideas and failing to execute them. I always make fun of how Sinister is fairly creepy until you learn the monster's name is Buhguul; literally stupidest fucking name ever. There is nothing quite like that here but that's because The Black Phone is never consistently good or scary. Ethan Hawke basically carries this movie to the point where I wonder if he developed back issues because…

  • Star 80

    Star 80

    ★★★★★

    Pure uncut male ego and control.

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  • Babylon

    Babylon

    Started reading a draft from May 2019 and if you thought the Licorice Pizza discourse was tiresome...just you fucking wait.

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    I don't know how much I can say about this script because it's probably going to a little bit before the film is released and very little about the plot is known. What I can say is it's a mixed bag. It has tones of Get Out but with none of the fully realized cleverness. There are some fun ideas here however it left me cold. Hopefully, the rewrites reportedly being done by Katie Silberman make Don't Worry Darling into a much better film suited to Olivia Wilde's talents as a filmmaker.