Scooby-Doo! and the Legend of the Vampire ★★★★★

Citizen Kane. The Godfather. The Shawshank Redemption. What do all these movies have in common? They're not as masterful as SCOOBY DOO AND THE LEGEND OF THE VAMPIRE.

Rarely does cinema get so exciting. The way Scooby and Shaggy eat those Scooby snacks like it's no tomorrow. What is in those snacks, I'll never know. Some sort of illegal substance that gets the consumer to submit to any command.

Forget Norman Bates, Darth Vader, Hannibal Lecter, The Joker. The YOWIE YAHOO is the most terrifying villain in cinematic history. Just the name alone sends shivers down the spine.

With directing more skilful than that of Scorsese, a script more electric than one penned by Tarantino , and a story more brilliantly complex than Hitchcock's works, this is really essential viewing for any self proclaimed cinephile.

This is a FILM. I haven't seen this in 10 years and oh my the
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