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  • The Assistant

    The Assistant

    ★★★★½

    Simple, graceful, honest. Everyone interested in going into the film industry should see this. Couldn’t stop thinking of when I interviewed at a talent agency that shall not be named and, as I waited to meet with their HR rep, I saw all of the assistants staring at the floor. Not a single person under the age of 25 made eye contact with anyone in the office. They might’ve all been entranced by the carpeting, but my guess is that…

  • Blue

    Blue

    ★★★★★

    Has any other film made you cry while hearing the sentence "I am a mannish muff-diving size queen" ? I didn't think so.

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  • Demons

    Demons

    ★★½

    I want a modern, better remake. Hollywood, if you're listening, help me out.

  • Miss Juneteenth

    Miss Juneteenth

    ★★★★

    Nicole Beharie is a legend. Respect greatness.

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  • Midnight Kiss

    Midnight Kiss

    ★★★

    As a fucking psychopath bottom who doesn’t know what the fuck they want, I approve this message.

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ½

    Proof that if you throw enough money at a movie, people will think it’s good even if it’s atrocious. Never has a CGI department had to pull that much weight. The dialogue was the laziest thing I’ve ever heard & the plot twist was obvious from the beginning. Don’t see it. There’s literally no reason to unless you’re a masochist.