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  • Days of Heaven
  • The Best Man
  • If Beale Street Could Talk
  • Pain & Gain

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  • Hubie Halloween

    ★★★★★

  • Twilight

    ★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★½

  • Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

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  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween

    ★★★★★

    Big up sandman making films with his gs and dats it

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★★

    With a thrilling ambiance, rosalie
    Cullen and her brother lover, the endlessly sexy, emmet steal the show. The rounders scene was a cultural reset and the frequent monkey allusions were dicey to say the least. Shoutout all my grey sad vampires, stay sexy. Jacob had a shitty toupee and we should all be team Charlie, best flannels of all time despite the pedo stache.

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  • Education

    Education

    ★★★★★

    so the small axe series ends with hope...
    this one had me in tears at multiple points, the best yet.

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★½

    At about an hour in, Robert Pattinson says the line "try sleep". TRUST ME ROB I TRIED! After realising this film was a stodgy overwritten mess I wanted to return to blissful unconsciousness but the obnoxiously loud soundtrack wouldnt allow me such release.