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  • xXx: Return of Xander Cage

    xXx: Return of Xander Cage


    Having a new partner means sharing your best references with them. And my best reference is clearly "rippin' tubes on dirt bikes".

    I don't think I'll ever be able to recreate the fun I had seeing this for the first time on the big screen. At home it doesn't quite have the same "so aware that it's so profoundly stupid it's amazing" effect. It plays a little more just plain stupid. But I still like that quite a bit.

    Toni Collette should have won an Oscar for this.

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok


    I think this is officially the Marvel movie I've watched the most, and I think I'm ready to call it the best movie this studio has made. Yes, even over Captain America: The Winter Solider, the movie in which Cap kicks a man off of a boat.

    This legitimately feels like a comic book to me. And you need not know a single thing about the MCU to jump in and enjoy it. And it's got space vikings wielding laser…

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  • The Guest

    The Guest


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I couldn't help myself. I'm going to be watching this again in a week or two for my podcast, but when it popped up as the first thing on my Netflix last night, I had to watch it again for the 4th time.

    This movie holds up to repeat viewings so well. All of the performances are really fun and get funnier and more interesting the more you watch it and invest in their individual stories. And the movie is…

  • Good Time

    Good Time


    One of the most solid, exciting movies of 2017. A descent through Dante's Inferno complete with lighting that gets pop-tartier the deeper we go. At every turn the movie presents our characters with the most interesting challenges they could possibly face, all at an incredibly swift, yet even pace. I was sucked into this very quickly and it never let up its grip until the end credits, which suddenly moved me in a way I was not anticipating.

    Pattinson, Safdie,…