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  • King Kong vs. Godzilla

    King Kong vs. Godzilla


    Ah man, this one was really boring. I have to imagine there's a Japanese version that is different from this, as all the opening credits kept referring to the "English version," and I'd be very curious to see a Japanese cut of this. The one we watched keeps going back to this UN news room to exposit about the plot, which is super dumb and doesn't matter, and it's just so boring. The only characters in it that we actually…

  • Fast & Furious 6

    Fast & Furious 6


    Fasterpiece theatre.

    Earned it's place as my favorite this time around - move over FURIOUS SEVEN, the fambly made their perfect soap opera right here.

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    The Guest


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I couldn't help myself. I'm going to be watching this again in a week or two for my podcast, but when it popped up as the first thing on my Netflix last night, I had to watch it again for the 4th time.

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    Good Time


    One of the most solid, exciting movies of 2017. A descent through Dante's Inferno complete with lighting that gets pop-tartier the deeper we go. At every turn the movie presents our characters with the most interesting challenges they could possibly face, all at an incredibly swift, yet even pace. I was sucked into this very quickly and it never let up its grip until the end credits, which suddenly moved me in a way I was not anticipating.

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