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  • Beat Street

    Beat Street


    Quite often people are like "FilmApe, how can you give Breakin' the whole hog", and I just respond "Have you seen the other 80s break dance movies?".

    I have to give respect where respect is deserved though, and Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force do bring the house down. The entire initial sequence at The Roxy is fun, but the rest of the movie is brutal. The film just feels like incomplete sentences, and then when they do complete the sentence involving Ramos, it is the worst. The entire end sequence of this movie had me snoozing.

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park


    Currently eating watermelon and pineapple, which has similar colouring to the JP logo. There is a sweet white coloured melon that I can't remember the name of, and if I had of had that as well, I would have had a serious JP fruit salad going.

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  • Dawn of the Dead

    Dawn of the Dead


    Things I would do differently.

    1. Remove the food from the freezer where they put the bodies.

    2. Build the wall out of something stronger than cardboard.

    3. Close and seriously board up the doors behind the built wall.

    4. Seduce Francine away from Flyboy.

    5. Take all the guns out of the gun store.

    6. Never take off the fur coat.

    7. Eat a whole ton of cheese.

  • Labyrinth



    David Bowie's Bulge The Movie.