Seeing the almost universal praise for this out of Cannes, I feel I have to preface my thoughts on it with the statement that I am a *very* big fan of Cronenberg, and even though there are a few films I'm not entirely crazy about, never have I outright disliked one of his films, or felt anger towards, as I did this one.
I'd also like to add that, had this NOT premiered at Cannes, I'm convinced critics would not…