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Favorite films

  • Ocean's Eleven
  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Wings of Desire
  • The Red Shoes

Recent activity

  • Soul


  • Pitch Black


  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping


  • Glass Onion


Recent reviews

  • Soul



    cute! 2020 blinders were so fucking real

  • Pitch Black

    Pitch Black


    gratuitous vin diesel pit shots

Popular reviews

  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bryan Cranston gets spanked

    Tom Cruise sings into Malin Akerman's ass

    Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand are in a relationship

    Tom Cruise pisses on Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise has a monkey named Hey Man


    "I just threw up. In my pants. Outta my ass."

    Hey Man bitch slaps Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise and Malin Akerman bang so hard that they break a bathroom

    Julianne Hough made Journey

    This was written, green lit, shot, and released

  • Babylon



    trust fund kid with a porn addiction made a movie about when his friend did coke. hat on a fucking hat