august

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Favorite films

  • Ocean's Eleven
  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Wings of Desire
  • The Red Shoes

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  • Soul

    ★★★

  • Pitch Black

    ★★★½

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★★

  • Glass Onion

    ★★½

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  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★★

    cute! 2020 blinders were so fucking real

  • Pitch Black

    Pitch Black

    ★★★½

    gratuitous vin diesel pit shots

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  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bryan Cranston gets spanked

    Tom Cruise sings into Malin Akerman's ass

    Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand are in a relationship

    Tom Cruise pisses on Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise has a monkey named Hey Man

    Z-Guyzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    "I just threw up. In my pants. Outta my ass."

    Hey Man bitch slaps Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise and Malin Akerman bang so hard that they break a bathroom

    Julianne Hough made Journey


    This was written, green lit, shot, and released

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★½

    trust fund kid with a porn addiction made a movie about when his friend did coke. hat on a fucking hat