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  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • The Princess Bride
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • Wings of Desire

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  • Prey

    ★★★

  • Predator

    ★★★

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★

  • Nope

    ★★★★½

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  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bryan Cranston gets spanked

    Tom Cruise sings into Malin Akerman's ass

    Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand are in a relationship

    Tom Cruise pisses on Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise has a monkey named Hey Man

    Z-Guyzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    "I just threw up. In my pants. Outta my ass."

    Hey Man bitch slaps Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise and Malin Akerman bang so hard that they break a bathroom

    Julianne Hough made Journey


    This was written, green lit, shot, and released

  • Rampage

    Rampage

    ★★★

    there’s a scene where a big ass gorilla hits a big ass lizard with a big ass crane , so obviously it’s the greatest movie i’ve ever seen