Favorite films

  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • The Princess Bride
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • Wings of Desire

Recent activity

  • Prey


  • Predator


  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On


  • Nope


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bryan Cranston gets spanked

    Tom Cruise sings into Malin Akerman's ass

    Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand are in a relationship

    Tom Cruise pisses on Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise has a monkey named Hey Man


    "I just threw up. In my pants. Outta my ass."

    Hey Man bitch slaps Paul Giamatti

    Tom Cruise and Malin Akerman bang so hard that they break a bathroom

    Julianne Hough made Journey

    This was written, green lit, shot, and released

  • Rampage



    there’s a scene where a big ass gorilla hits a big ass lizard with a big ass crane , so obviously it’s the greatest movie i’ve ever seen