Criterion: EVERYBODY LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS! BLUUU-RAYYY!
Marissa Tomei deserves five stars. Keaton gets four.
The film itself gets one.
Been sitting at my iPad for about a half an hour, trying to collect my thoughts and just get SOMETHING on paper. The shittyness of this movie has made it very hard for me to express my feelings. I want to go about this in a mature way, and explain why I hated it instead of overusing the word fuck and shitting on marvel and the people…