Favorite films

  • Whisper of the Heart
  • The Last Black Man in San Francisco
  • The Half of It
  • What We Do in the Shadows

Recent activity

  • Halloween Kills

  • Dune


  • A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night


  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


Recent reviews

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    The real tragedy of Halloween Kills, beyond the woeful dialogue & sheer lack of terror, is that it paints the vast majority of the Haddonfield residents as hysterical Trumpian simpletons who make Michael look like the sane one. 

    Part II of this now doomed trilogy, takes the fun and half decent characters of Halloween (2018) and introduced a plethora of faces from the old film (I think). They’ve all had enough, and the town are now banding together to kill the…

  • Dune



    I too dream of Zendaya.
    What makes you so special Paul Atreides mate?

Popular reviews

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch


    He assembled a team of the best patriot journalists of his time. Berensen, Salzerac, Krementz, Roebuck Wright. These were his people. 

    Wes Anderson’s most Wes Anderson movie to date. Filled to the brim with so many intricacies that may well take multiple viewings to understand. The film flourishes on it’s use of eloquent voiceover, so much so that it may be to its detriment for viewers not fully engaged. The anthological style, as expected, removes some of the emotion that…

  • Dogtooth


    At around the 43 minute mark I started to count the raindrops on my window because it seemed like a better use of my time.

    Edit: I’ve come back on here (just over the hour mark) to downgrade to half star. I think I’ve finally grown out of any desire to watch wishy-washy-artsy-fartsy bullshit.

    I can see the unique style brewing here which would be realised in The Lobster, The Killing of a Sacred Deer and The Favourite; but this…