You look like Gwyneth Paltrow on food stamps--and not in a good way.
When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them..
This was even funnier than I remember, and I totally forgot about the Vegan Police bit. Comedy gold from start to finish.
You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.
At around the 43 minute mark I started to count the raindrops on my window because it seemed like a better use of my time.
Edit: I’ve come back on here (just over the hour mark) to downgrade to half star. I think I’ve finally grown out of any desire to watch wishy-washy-artsy-fartsy bullshit.
I can see the unique style brewing here which would be realised in The Lobster, The Killing of a Sacred Deer and The Favourite; but this…