This movie was nothing like the TALK TO HER-esque poster had promised me.
Let me make this perfectly clear. CARTER is not a good film. The story is trite, the script is a mess, the CGI is slipshod and the plot is needlessly convoluted.
However, the sheer audacity throughout its 132 minute runtime is exhilarating and laugh-out-loud funny that I had an absolute blast from beginning to end.
The stunts are so goddamn ridiculous, I sat there with my head between my knees, in absolute awe as to how undisciplined and unhinged the…