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  • Looper

    Looper

    ★★★

    And I thought the kid from The Babadook was annoying.

  • Escape Room

    Escape Room

    ★½

    Quentin Tarantino fucking wishes he could make a film half as iconic as Escape Room 2019.

    And no. That's not hyperbole.

    Don't let the rating fool you.

    You NEED to watch Escape Room 2019.

    Wow.

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  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    ★★

    Wite-Out came out in 1966 so these kids had no fucking excuse.

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    ★★★

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single living or dead person on the planet:


    Adam Driver: "G̸̡͓̳͍͓̣̖̓́̈̚ḧ̸̨̗͍̟͔̯̝̩̯̟͙̋͐̎̀̌̈̌̔̉͘o̸̢̘͍̥̦̝̺̪͈̝̪̽̆̓̎̚͘u̴̡̨͇͚̹̞̖̰̫̖͑̔̏̒̿̓̀͂͌̄̕̚͝͝ͅl̷̢̛͎̠͍̲̺̟͚̻͚͆͋͝s̴͙̗͊̎̀̑̌̽͒̈̚̚͠͝͝."