Steve Warner

Steve Warner

Just a movie-loving guy watchin' movies, teachin' movies, and sharin' movies.

Favorite films

  • Fargo
  • Halloween
  • Before Sunset
  • Over the Top

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  • Encanto

    ★★★

  • Bruised

    ★★

  • A Castle for Christmas

  • Night at the Eagle Inn

    ★½

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  • The Hurricane Heist

    The Hurricane Heist

    ★★★

    Actual dialogue from film:
    "People sure can change, but a hurricane can't."

    Me: "'Hurricane Heist', I think I love you."

    [Character uses high-powered winds to impale a man with a hubcap]

    Me: "'Hurricane Heist', I want to make love to you."

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    SUSPIRIA by way of Jerry Falwell. A piece of conservative propaganda so afraid of sex that it almost feels like a parody. It’s pretty, but fails even as an exercise in style, as there is nothing on display that is remotely original, and Wright’s discomfort is palpable in every frame. Repetitious and boring, to boot. A total failure.