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  • Justice League

    Justice League

    I don't understand how this can be released as a final product. Everything looks rushed and incomplete- the script is an incoherent mess of disparate plot threads and tacked on one-liners, the effects work is absolutely abysmal with some of the worst CG I've seen all year, and all the action sequences are boring and generic.

    I know it's been memed to death already, but Henry Cavill's mouth. Millions spent on removing the 'stache? Jesus, I think most people would rather have Superman return with a wicked mustache than whatever kind of horror is happening to his upper lip in this thing.

  • After Hours

    After Hours

    ★★★★½

    "That's not enough numbers, but okay."

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  • Batman vs. Robin

    Batman vs. Robin

    ★★★

    Best part was when Nightwing pulled the cape over a 12 year-old's head and repeatedly punched him in the face.

  • Contracted

    Contracted

    One of the most infuriatingly frustrating films I've seen this year. The premise is genuinely creepy (and gross) but the actions of the entire cast are completely illogical and ridiculous.

    If your vagina is gushing blood and maggots, your eyes are bleeding, your fingernails are falling off, and your hair is coming out in clumps you'd probably go to the hospital right? Apparently not if you're a self-centered twenty-something. In that case, you go to work, then try to win…