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  • Happy Anniversary

    Happy Anniversary


    Exactly what you would expect- boring, forgetful, unoriginal Netflix dreck.

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    Many nerdgasms were had. The use of the 1 PG-13 f-bomb was incredible and Spielberg successfully revived some of that Amblin magic. I had an absolute blast. Go in cold.

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  • Batman vs. Robin

    Batman vs. Robin


    Best part was when Nightwing pulled the cape over a 12 year-old's head and repeatedly punched him in the face.

  • Contracted


    One of the most infuriatingly frustrating films I've seen this year. The premise is genuinely creepy (and gross) but the actions of the entire cast are completely illogical and ridiculous.

    If your vagina is gushing blood and maggots, your eyes are bleeding, your fingernails are falling off, and your hair is coming out in clumps you'd probably go to the hospital right? Apparently not if you're a self-centered twenty-something. In that case, you go to work, then try to win…