Contracted

One of the most infuriatingly frustrating films I've seen this year. The premise is genuinely creepy (and gross) but the actions of the entire cast are completely illogical and ridiculous.

If your vagina is gushing blood and maggots, your eyes are bleeding, your fingernails are falling off, and your hair is coming out in clumps you'd probably go to the hospital right? Apparently not if you're a self-centered twenty-something. In that case, you go to work, then try to win back your ex-girlfriend, then do some drugs, then try to enter your orchid into a botany contest.

Even after she goes to the doctor, he's just like "Well we don't know until we get the tests back," when he should have been saying "WHAT THE FUCK, hang on while I call the CDC because you're clearly dying."

It's a shame because visually the film looked good and there were some really disgusting moments but I felt myself yelling at the screen more than averting my eyes from it.