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  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Moon
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Carrie

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  • Cry Macho

    ★½

  • Dunkirk

    ★★★★★

  • Malignant

    ★★★½

  • Undisputed II: Last Man Standing

    ★★★★★

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  • Cry Macho

    Cry Macho

    ★½

    Clint’s latest dusty old man adventure has none of the fun of 2018’s The Jewell, and suffers from a pretty poor script delivered badly by an amateurish supporting cast. Sadly, this means that by the time the film settles into its slower-paced drama, there really doesn’t feel like much to care about. Honestly though, I’d pretty much checked out completely by the last act.

  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    ★★★★★

    Incessantly stressful, but incredibly powerful, stuff.

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  • John Carter

    John Carter

    ★★★★½

    With the heart of classic 80s adventure and a modern aesthetic, #johncarter did what so many have failed to do. It made me feel like a kid.

  • Upside Down

    Upside Down

    IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE!!!!!!

    Seriously. This film is so reliant on the suspension of disbelief that it becomes completely ridiculous.

    There are things that could probably be explained easily, alongside essential plot machinations that make no sense whatsoever. So what does the movie do to address the issue? Nothing. Instead it leaves the viewer scrabbling around looking for something to cling to - like the characters in the film who manipulate the rules of gravity to suit whatever the…