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  • Smiley

    Smiley

    ½

    Lacks the subtle nuance of a Dennis Devine film and made me pine for the assembly line banality of TomCat LLC. If there is one thing I hate more than casually cashing in with no budget schlock it's misappropriating YouTube and Internet memes. It should also be noted that the lead, Caitlin Gerard, has one of the shrillest voices I've ever heard in a movie. Like nails on a chalkboard. Horror is the absolute last genre this woman should be acting. Come to think of it, acting is not really her calling at all.

  • A Good Day to Die Hard

    A Good Day to Die Hard

    ★★

    And after all the good will built from Looper, we got this.

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  • Aliens vs. Avatars

    Aliens vs. Avatars

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Director Lewis Schoenbrun's film before this was The Amazing Bulk, which was amazing garbage. At least this film wasn't filmed totally on a green screen stage using MS Paint for the effects. I don't know where he gets off calling the movie Aliens vs. Avatars as there is only one of each in the film, plus a robot. So the film should have been called Alien vs. Avatar vs. Robot: Best 2 Out Of 3 Falls. That movie could have…

  • Get the Girl

    Get the Girl

    Caught my eye on Netflix Instant as I was perusing for another Andrew James Challenge. Film is about a guy who uses a knock off of Guitar Hero to win the affections of a shallow co-worker. His best friend is a girl and I don't think I need to tell you how the movie ends. The only reason this piece of crap is worth watching is for the cheap plug-and-play CVS Guitar Hero knock-off (dubbed Guitar Master). The button colors…