Oh my god I am so flustered by this movie I have no idea what to even rate it I mean it’s kind of a massive joke and it’s way too long and the dialogue is hilarious but it’s so off the wall nuts that it never ceases to be entertaining despite the story literally just being black panther in reverse but with giant crabs and sharks fighting eachother I genuinely thought I was losing my mind oh my god my brain
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The Mule 2018
At 88 years old, Clint Eastwood might be the hardest-working man in Hollywood. And now, with his second directorial outing of 2018 — and his best film since at least “Letters from Iwo Jima” in 2006, and perhaps 1993’s “A Perfect World” before that — he’s finally explained why.
Inspired by a Sam Dolnick article in the New York Times Magazine called “The Sinaloa Cartel’s 90-Year-Old Drug Mule,” “The Mule” is a far cry from the red state fantasy that…
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Madeline's Madeline 2018
Missed this in theaters so glad that Kanopy has it streaming.
Definitely one of the most innovative and daring indies of the year. I just happen to be in the minority and connected more with Decker's previous efforts. But very happy this seems to be getting the love it deserves.
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Roma 2018
It’s been awhile since a film has left me completely speechless. Like, the kind of speechless where I was so overwhelmed that it wasn’t until my walk home that I started breaking down. It’s been awhile since I got lost in a film completely and forgot about literally everything in the most beautiful way possible. It’s been awhile since I watched something special and one of a kind, something that makes me depressed to think I’ll never see it for…
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Aquaman 2018
Jesus turned water into wine, but did he ever turn wine into flying wine knives? No. No he did not.
I rest my case.
Full review at ScreenCrush.
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Private Life 2018
“actually, we wanted to ask you about your eggs”
“scrambled is good, but however you guys do them is fine with me”has to be one of my absolute favorite screenplays of the year, this was so surprisingly satisfying. kathryn hahn finally FINALLY gets the role she always deserved, and it was so well directed and pieced together. i can almost hear greta gerwig laughing while watching this in her manhattan loft
