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  • Lost in Paris

    Lost in Paris


    As the poster indicates, this is modern take on Tati's style of bizarre, kooky physical comedy and is very, very French. The cute parts are cute enough and its story is compelling enough to keep me interested for a little under ninety minutes.

    Most damningly, though, the funny parts just aren't funny. A good chunk of it relies on the ~~zany adventures~~ of an old lady who is obviously senile, which all generally come off as cruel and mean-spirited. The…

  • Coco



    I hate John Lasseter but I love being Mexican.

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  • Catwoman


    Since this film goes quite beyond an actual conventional review, here is a list of questions I asked myself while watching Catwoman:

    1. Why the CGI crane shots?
    2. Why does Halle Berry dress so funny?
    3. Is there a single shot in this film that lasts longer than four seconds?
    4. What compels her to risk her life to save a damn cat?
    5. How does that dude run up eight flights of stairs in 12 seconds?
    6. Why…

  • Bambi Meets Godzilla

    Bambi Meets Godzilla


    Still a better love story than Twi- *gets pelted at with tomatoes*