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  • Microcosmos



    The mating snails definitely made me horny and I don't know how to feel about this.

  • A United Kingdom

    A United Kingdom


    David Oyelowo cries a lot in this movie and that's worth the price of the ticket alone.

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  • Catwoman


    Since this film goes quite beyond an actual conventional review, here is a list of questions I asked myself while watching Catwoman:

    1. Why the CGI crane shots?
    2. Why does Halle Berry dress so funny?
    3. Is there a single shot in this film that lasts longer than four seconds?
    4. What compels her to risk her life to save a damn cat?
    5. How does that dude run up eight flights of stairs in 12 seconds?
    6. Why…

  • Bambi Meets Godzilla

    Bambi Meets Godzilla


    Still a better love story than Twi- *gets pelted at with tomatoes*