The mating snails definitely made me horny and I don't know how to feel about this.
Since this film goes quite beyond an actual conventional review, here is a list of questions I asked myself while watching Catwoman:
1. Why the CGI crane shots?
2. Why does Halle Berry dress so funny?
3. Is there a single shot in this film that lasts longer than four seconds?
4. What compels her to risk her life to save a damn cat?
5. How does that dude run up eight flights of stairs in 12 seconds?