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  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have never been as baffled by a movie being positively received as I have with the response to Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. I understand that opinions are subjective and all, but I can't, for the life of me, understand how people are giving this their stamps of approval and The Emoji Movie, which is a worse film, to be fair, is slammed like there's no tomorrow.

    This movie is trash.

    I will give it credit where credit is…

  • Molly's Game

    Molly's Game


    Molly's Game can be described simply with one word: Electrifying. From the moment the movie begins, the audience is strapped in for a 2-and-a-half-hour biopic that moves as fast as a bullet. From the sharp editing to the dialogue to the performances, this movie almost never slows down, and I love that. Sorkin's dialogue is so well done and so superb, but I will admit that he is at his "Sorkin-est" and it's hard to follow everything going on because…

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  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    The Man from U.N.C.L.E.


    The movie may get a little full of itself and a bit confusing at times, but once the action kicks in, the film becomes a non-stop barrel of fun with some solid performances from Armie Hammer, Alicia Vikander, and others, and one hilariously awesome turn from Henry Cavill. Some of the fastest action in a movie this year, and some of the funnier moments I've seen this summer. I don't expect this to make a whole bunch of money, but…

  • Mommy



    Funny, heartbreaking, and beautiful, Mommy is a superb film that, while it could have been maybe 10 minutes shorter, captures the true relationship that a mom and a son have with one another. Incredible cinematography, brilliantly acted, and well written/directed.