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  • A Wrinkle in Time

    A Wrinkle in Time


    I was expecting worse based on what I was hearing. Overall, meh.


    P.S. Word to the wise: never have your end credits music begin with the voice of DJ Khaled saying "Another One." That will take anyone out of any movie they just saw, regardless of what they thought.

  • The Hurricane Heist

    The Hurricane Heist


    The last time I laughed so hard at something was when I was reading an article about The Book of Henry to my dad after we went to see it and I had to explain why that film was bad to him. Without spoiling anything, the first five minutes had me HOWLING in the theater. It was beautiful. Pure shlocky beauty. See this on the big screen. Give this amazingly bad movie your money and time. Seriously, you will have a blast.

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  • Bright



    Imagine if the family in Get Out decided to make a fantasy police satire as a way of showing how progressive and non-racist they are while simultaneously showing their lack of understanding of societal issues. That's Bright, in a nutshell.

  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    The Man from U.N.C.L.E.


    The movie may get a little full of itself and a bit confusing at times, but once the action kicks in, the film becomes a non-stop barrel of fun with some solid performances from Armie Hammer, Alicia Vikander, and others, and one hilariously awesome turn from Henry Cavill. Some of the fastest action in a movie this year, and some of the funnier moments I've seen this summer. I don't expect this to make a whole bunch of money, but…