This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I have never been as baffled by a movie being positively received as I have with the response to Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. I understand that opinions are subjective and all, but I can't, for the life of me, understand how people are giving this their stamps of approval and The Emoji Movie, which is a worse film, to be fair, is slammed like there's no tomorrow.
This movie is trash.
I will give it credit where credit is…