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  • Lady Snowblood

    Lady Snowblood


    ''Look at me closely. Do I look like someone you raped?''

    Lady Snowblood is a classic.
    It's one of the most influential Japanese films of the 70s.
    Wonderful, pulpy, beautiful, and brilliantly violent.


    The Arrow Blu-Ray release reproduces, accurately, the original version of the film. Yes, the film is slightly washed out—this is congruent with other similar films of the era and the film's own sequel—and the…

  • The Blood of a Poet

    The Blood of a Poet


    ''is it not crazy to wake up statues so suddenly from their secular sleep?''

    The black angel with a limp.
    Living Statues.
    Hotel Rooms.
    The dead body and the cheater.

    Pure aesthetics.
    Playful entertainment.

    A half-sleeping odyssey through a field of imagery that's self-consciously devoid of deep meaning; the subconscious deliberately suppressed.

    Structurally biographical, but stripped of all depth that would tie it exclusively to Cocteau, The Blood of a Poet is a shallow but universal treatise…

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  • Kazuo Umezu's Horror Theater: Bug's House

    Kazuo Umezu's Horror Theater: Bug's House


    ''Become a bug. Become a bug. Become a bug.''

    Needs more bugs.

  • Quigley



    ''I'm only 10 inches tall!''

    Imagine if Gary Busey came to your house and started telling your kids that he wants to be their friend because he had ''good visions.''

    Pomeranians are expensive.
    The cheapest poms i could find online were £1500.

    This movie is everything The Good Place wishes it was.

    The scene where the car windows were white killed me.

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    ''r u wet?''

    Noisy nonsense.

    Just a complete mess, and not a fun one.

    Adam Sandler is good, but there's very little else going on here.

    The incessant chatter is mind numbing—it's not a 'soundscape' it's the Safdie brothers being so paranoid that their film can't stand on its own merits that they think they need constant pulsing electronica and non-stop talking (frequently both overlapping one another) to keep people engaged.
    Maybe some people see it as an effective way…

  • The Neighbors' Window

    The Neighbors' Window

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ''You're not the only one who misses being twenty.''

    All it takes to rekindle your dying relationship is watching your sexy, infertile neighbour die painfully from terminal cancer.

    I guess some people do have it harder than an upper middle-class New York stay at home mum with three lovely kids and a loving husband who's always around and has a lucrative career as a record producer. Who knew?

    Also, who the hell misses being twenty?!