Joshua Allen

Joshua Allen

my favorite movie is any movie about one crazy night

Favorite films

  • The Wicker Man
  • Flash Gordon
  • Living in Oblivion
  • Out of Sight

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  • Stand by Me

  • Swingers

  • This Is Spinal Tap

  • Balls of Fury

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  • Lost Bullet 2

    Lost Bullet 2

    Easily one of the top ten uses of Chekhov's electrified bumper prongs.

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    PRODUCER: Hey man what if we use an Audioslave song in this??

    MICHAEL MANN, GENIUS: No. [gazes out the window at a midnight ocean] We use TWO Audioslave songs.

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  • Rebirth

    Rebirth

    I don't like to say bad things about movies, every movie is fighting a battle I know nothing about. So let me just say that the cast is good, it was a pleasant surprise to briefly see Sheryl Lee and Harry Hamlin, and there are probably people out there who would enjoy this but that person is not me, or you, or anyone you know or have ever heard of.

  • National Treasure

    National Treasure

    This movie reminded me that I love any movie with a torch. You're only walking around with a torch if you're in a cave or a tomb or a dungeon or a subterranean chamber of mystery and those are all great locations to be in. Look at the poster for National Treasure 2—the torch is bigger than Nicolas Cage's head! They know who the real star is.

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