• Friedkin Uncut

    Friedkin Uncut

    ★★★½

    The first line that comes outta Friedkin’s mouth is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard I was dying


    Seriously tho this man was crazy and I love it, we’ll all miss him.

  • Highlander

    Highlander

    ★★★

    Felt like it shoulda gone crazier like with a plot as cool as this they coulda gone wilder.

  • The Bridge on the River Kwai

    The Bridge on the River Kwai

    ★★★★★

    Cannot even fathom the amount of effort that it took to pull off those bridges collapsing like I was awe struck. They really don’t make em like they used to.

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

    After this trilogy and Andor, Andy Serkis is king of the prison break

  • Moneyball

    Moneyball

    ★★★½

    That Spike Jonze cameo scared the shit outta me

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★★

    Glenn the real mvp of the show go for Glenn

  • The Last Picture Show

    The Last Picture Show

    ★★★★

    Jesus and I thought the Graduate was depressing

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The alien costumes are chimpanzee bodies with panavision 35mm film cartridge heads… holy fuck Jordan Peele you’re a genius

  • The Hobbit

    The Hobbit

    ★★★

    I finally understand the joke in that one episode of The Smiling Friends now this shit is so fucking funny

  • Ponyo

    Ponyo

    ★★★★½

    So happy to hear that The Boy and the Heron isn’t gonna be Miyazaki’s last film I need moreeee

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★★

    That No Diggity Oldboy montage was fucking stupendous oml. So happy to see a good TMNT movie for once in my life holy shit feels like a ice plunge in the Sahara they actually feel like teenagers for once?!?! And April O’Neal isn’t a sex object?!?! Plus the animation, yes is obviously Spider-Verse’s style but it’s grungy and dirtier giving it a much more 90s feel even if it’s in modern day. Plus it’s got Reznor and Ross doing the ost so how could I not love this?

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    ★★★★½

    I live in silver lake now so ya know kinda had to