Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Homecoming ★★★★½

*Tom Holland takes his top off*
My sister: Face goes bright red, gets the giggles, and hides under a blanket
*I laugh of course*
My sister: Shut up! I bet you feel the exact same way about him, you just know how to hide it!

Well, she's not wrong, spending years in the closet sure does make you pretty good at hiding your emotions...
Yes I'm a basic bitch who has the hots for Tom Holland.
Yes my sister sat through 14 other Marvel films just to get to this moment.
Yes I'm proud of her, we like basic skinny white boys in this family!

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