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  • Enter the Void
  • Dancer in the Dark
  • Before Sunrise
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Varda by Agnès

    ★★★★

  • The Christmas Light

    ½

  • Joshua and the Promised Land

    ½

  • The Last Picture Show

    ★★★½

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  • Thing from the Factory by the Field

    Thing from the Factory by the Field

    Got stung by at least 5 bees while on set for this after walking through a ground hive…but it was worth it for the final product (now streaming on the Criterion Channel for the rest of you cinephiles 👀).

    Another great Potrykus joint.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    I definitely went into the film with incredibly high expectations, and for the first 30 minutes I really liked it but I started to feel a little underwhelmed like I had expected more. 

    BUT it didn’t take much longer to completely fall in love with the world the Daniel’s have created here. It’s a beautifully told story with so much craziness going on in every frame that it’s almost impossible to imagine someone thinking this film up and then creating…

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  • Countdown

    Countdown

    ½

    I told Siri to pick a number between 1-5. She chose 2 so I will now set a timer for two minutes. I will write the rest of this review in the allotted time until my countdown reaches zero:


    It’s no surprise that this movie is garbage. It goes down the checklist of horror clichés without fail.

    It’s not even remotely interesting, as it was extremely difficult for me to stay awake during. Honestly, the whole movie is just wack.…

  • Annabelle Comes Home

    Annabelle Comes Home

    ★★

    Just the presence of Ed and Lorraine at the start fills the movie with a sense of false comfort because it makes you feel like the rest film will be in good hands. 

    From the start, it begs you to think back and reflect on the good times you had watching The Conjuring films. Don’t be fooled, however. It is undoubtably closer in tone and craftsmanship to the spinoff films, rather than The Conjuring films.

    There’s poor writing and awful…