Black Christmas

Black Christmas ★½

Hold on for deer life cause this film is gonna take you on a ride...such a slow and boring ride that yule want to get your money back if you see it in theatres.


The group of friends often had no chemistree with each other. The antagonists are cartoony in the worst way. The kills were incredibly, incredibly bland (I mean it’s expected from a PG-13 slasher). Also, not that I went into this expecting subtlety, but the writing is awful when trying to convey its message.

After a while I was so bored that I began to look at the theatre walls and it felt like they were closing in on me and I became CLAUStrophobic, however I welcomed the impending doom of being crushed by the walls of it meant the movie would end sooner. 

It’s’s just not very fun. It’s not a jolly time. I only enjoyed AT MOST 10 present (%) of the movie, hence earning 1.5 Xmas stars.

To get through this you might need some rein-beers or maybe Christmas spirits.

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