Chadwin’s review published on Letterboxd:
I got paid to watch this...and yet, I still somehow want my money back.
I’m going to judge each and every customer who comes to see this. I don’t understand how someone can sit through this and take it all as fact...
At least now there is no competition for the worst movie of the year.
The only enjoyable scene (from being so bad it was good) was when a car drove up to a CGI house and it looked so artificial that I nearly spit my water out from laughing. Thankfully it was just me in the theatre. I don’t know how that made it through production.
Honestly I wrote this and got more annoyed. This is my new (negative) score: