Favorite films

  • Velvet Goldmine
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • The Dark Crystal
  • Over the Garden Wall

Recent activity

  • Dreams in the Witch House


  • Hubie Halloween


  • A Haunting in Venice


  • Shiva Baby


Recent reviews

  • Dreams in the Witch House

    Dreams in the Witch House


    As a child I was scared of Ratatouille cuz the concept of a rat controlling my body upset me.

  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween


    It's bad in so many ways but is this the first official asexual character I've seen in film??????

Popular reviews

  • Bottoms



    THIS SHIT RULES. Just throws out actual reality and takes everything to the most insane place it can. Only movie I've seen where a joke about school shooting isn't immediately offensive and unnecessary.

    Embrace absurdity.

    Shout out to my Boston Bottoms for making this play in Boston a month early. I feel really cool for seeing this early and I know some of y'all get to do this shit all the time but let me brag to the void.

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    Weird: The Al Yankovic Story


    This will come as a surprise to no one but Weird Al was one of my favorite artists as a kid and my dad and I bonded over him a lot and obviously I watched this with him and it's actually perfect and I won't be taking questions

    Top 5 Weird Al song according to me, age 10:
    1) White and Nerdy
    2) A Complicated Song
    3) Ode to a Superhero
    4) The Saga Begins
    5) Amish Paradise

    I would…