Oh boy, what a terrible screenplay.

The story is a total mess. The film feels like it was running 2.5 hours and had to be cut down into an under-two-hour flick, resulting in weird leaps and leaving nothing room to breathe.

More hurt by this than the narration are the characters, spurting out their lines as if getting paid by their speed. It doesn't help that the Loonies are a one-dimensional mess, everyone seemingly a clone from Black's own character…

If you ever wondered what would happen to Tim Allen's character from Home Improvement if he'd end up in a post-apocalyptic world – here you go.

Now we've come so far that Max eats double-headed lizards and turns into Sir Gruntsalot without even for one second matching the charismatic performance Mel Gibson delivered with his interpretation over 30 years ago.

What a wonder also that whereas in The Road Warrior everyone was hunting for gas – because it was so…