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  Mission: Impossible 1996

  ★★★★ Watched by Will 07 Jun 2022

  i was doing my laundry while watching this and went down to take my clothes out before realizing i never even started the dryer. that was pretty stupid of me and i was upset that i’d have to stay up and wait for my clothes to be done but then i wasn’t so upset because i thought hey i get to finish mission impossible

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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★★★ Watched by Will 27 May 2022

  no amount of jokes can oversell how insanely homoerotic this movie is. i hadn’t seen it in probably ten years and i was absolutely blown away by how gay it was. and you know what good for them

Popular reviews

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Will 15 Apr 2018

  jeasus chrinst this movie is an achievement

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  The Shining 1980

  ★★½ Rewatched by Will 30 Oct 2021 4

  this is a five star movie. this rating is a cheap trick to get someone to read this and this movie doesn't deserve it. im sorry.

  there is a certain type of man who goes to movies alone, or perhaps with one petrified friend. these are generally screenings of old horror movies or perhaps movies that these men describe as "nic cage going FULL nic cage." these men get very excited when the lights go down because their performance is…