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Recent reviews

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  Angst 1983

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  “Lots of laps in that one” - T. Slavin

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  The Wicker Man 1973

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Sep 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  virgin loser cop owned by epic polycule

Popular reviews

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Apr 2018

  jeasus chrinst this movie is an achievement

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  The Shining 1980

  ★★½ Rewatched 30 Oct 2021 4

  this is a five star movie. this rating is a cheap trick to get someone to read this and this movie doesn't deserve it. im sorry.

  there is a certain type of man who goes to movies alone, or perhaps with one petrified friend. these are generally screenings of old horror movies or perhaps movies that these men describe as "nic cage going FULL nic cage." these men get very excited when the lights go down because their performance is…