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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★½

    As beautiful and frustrating as I'd expect Prometheus 2 to be.

  • The Fate of the Furious

    The Fate of the Furious

    ★★★

    Yo Scott Eastwood has not earned a spot at the family barbecue table yet.

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  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games

    ★★★

    Top 5 Reasons To Watch Reindeer Games:

    5. One of the dumbest, most convoluted 'twist' endings imaginable.

    4. Isaac Hayes' most inexplicable film role. It's baffling.

    3. Charlize Theron

    2. "I want some fuckin hAAt chAAklAAt... and some pecan fuckin pie."

    1. Dennis Farina's inexplicable false teeth.

    A truly breathtaking mess of a motion picture.

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★★★

    This is becoming quite the year for genre films. I knew very little about the film going in (cabin, woods, etc.) and was constantly surprised and astounded by the developments and utter chaos of this film. It's a fucking blast.