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  • Poor Things
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • The Holdovers
  • John Wick: Chapter 4

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things


    2023 Ranked list - HERE
    Yorgos Lanthimos Ranked list - HERE

    "We must experience everything, not just the good, but degradation, horror, sadness. This makes us whole. Then we can know the world. And when we know the world… The world is ours."

    I find myself in indescribable awe and weightless confusion. Perhaps I simply agree with the old kind man, the only person with me in the entire movie theater, three seats away at the end: "Quite a…

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers


    2023 Ranked list - HERE

    "If you truly want to understand the present, or yourself, you must begin in the past. You see, history is not simply the study of the past. It is an explanation of the present."

    Exactly what I needed, actually always need, in a time in my life when I'm just not doing well. In many ways, it reminds me why I love to immerse myself in such narratives and images. They allow me to…

Recent reviews

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web


    2024 Ranked list - HERE

    "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come."

    Can't really add much more than what has been said a thousand times before. I genuinely have no clue what else to write about such films without falling into the same cliches and common traps. Nothing really works here - from the pathetic screenplay, clumsy direction, and terrible camerawork to the disastrous editing, not to mention Dakota Johnson who looks like she'd rather be…

  • Black Hawk Down

    Black Hawk Down


    Ridley Scott Ranked list - HERE

    "Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window."

    If I had to guess who directed this film, I would swear Tony Scott. It embodies all of his trademarks – the intense pacing, energetic cinematography, rapid editing, and swift style. However, it is actually Ridley Scott who directed "Black Hawk Down," and employing…

Popular reviews

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    Luckiest Girl Alive


    Gone Girl on drugs.

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    I'm going to give my opinion now, because it's just annoying me.

    Avatar The Way of Water is supposed to be 3 hours and 10 minutes long and I don't understand why the haters have nothing else to do and have to cry about it. You know the movie is shit just because of the length? Oh man, it's 2022, I forgot, sorry. We live in a time where we hate movies knowing how long it's going to be. The…