The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 ★★★★

Watched as part of Hooptober 5 in October 2018.

"You have one choice, boy - sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows - but the saw, the saw is family."

It probably won't surprise anyone that I enjoyed another 1980s horror-comedy featuring over-the-top ridiculous bits like the car chase the movie opens with and infinite the-chainsaw-is-like-a-dick-haha-get-it gags. I thought Stretch was oddly charming, though I'm not so sure about the ex-cop because his thought and decision-making process never made any sense. Aside from buying a chainsaw, which makes total sense.