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  • The Social Network
  • Lady Bird
  • Shithouse
  • Columbus

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  • Drive Me Crazy

    ★★★

  • Love at First Sight

    ★★½

  • Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    ★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★★

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    “to be honest, once I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, I lost interest,” will be the clip they play when ryan gosling wins the oscar.

  • Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    finding out that joe alwyn is a two-time grammy nominee is enough to drive a person clinically insane

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  • Drive Me Crazy

    Drive Me Crazy

    ★★★

    I wanna get him back! I wanna make him really jealous! wanna make him feel bad!

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★★

    one of the easiest five star ratings I’ve ever given. I think I’m just gonna keep going to see this movie in theaters until I meet a girlfriend.

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  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon

    ★★★★★

    So here’s the thing: I’m bi. I’ve never said that out loud, never even typed it. I’m out to absolutely nobody. Except, I guess, anyone who’s reading this now. 

    I don’t necessarily believe in fate, but I do believe that sometimes the universe places things in your life exactly when and where you need them. For me, perhaps one of the best examples of that is Love, Simon.

    A few things about me: I’m a senior in my final few…

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    ★★★★★

    NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!