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  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    Hans Zimmer should be thrown in jail for this.

    With that out of the way, I will say this is Chris Nolan's best directed film by orders of magnitude. He has made great strides with this effort, and I give him credit for doing so. He's still far from one of the premier talents in the business today, however. Maybe if he expands on these new-found talents, refines the areas that don't work (hire someone who knows how to write…

  • The Wave

    The Wave

    ★★★★½

    A disaster film that doesn't treat its audience like a complete imbecile. On par with The Impossible, although more of a thriller than a survival drama. Excellent character work, great cinematography, and color grading that look like real life (!!!). Why can't more movies be this good for no reason?

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.