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  • Wheelman

    Wheelman

    ★★★½

    Surprisingly good. It's a small thriller, nothing extraordinary, nothing we haven't seen before, but it does it's job admirably. Movies like this are the reason why people don't go to the theater anymore. It's not strictly because they can watch movies at home, it's because they can watch movies at home that are better than 95% of what's in the multiplex right now.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★½

    I don't understand how so many people are upset over this film "failing to preform" at the box office. No, the Fast and Furious crowd didn't show up for the glacially-paced thinking-person's cerebral tech noir art-house mystery film. This kind of movie never makes money. It never has and it never will. Ever. If you're surprised by this fact of life, you are not using your brain.

    With that out of the way, it's a good film. Not extraordinary. How…

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.