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  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall


    Apparently, the best way to get over an ex is to date someone as motherfucking perfect as Mila Kunis.

  • The Breadwinner

    The Breadwinner


    Brutal film. With a few minor changes, this could have been a masterpiece. Watch it.

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather


    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…