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  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★½

    Boy, is this beginning to show its age. From the abominably bad dialogue to the fractured timeline that was all the rage in high school but impresses no one today to the sheer and all-encompassing lack of originality, this is Tarantino at his most indulgent. Unfortunately, he doesn't choose to indulge in anything that isn't superficial.

    Chapter 1: Perfectly serviceable. A strong point of the film and a promising start. It doesn't waste time and it accomplishes what it set…

  • Coco

    Coco

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Never meet your idols.

    Although, I sincerely doubt that Ernesto's career in the land of the dead would take a hit after it's revealed he was a fraud, considering Tarantino's career seems to be doing just fine in the land of the living.

    My issue with the movie is that Miguel doesn't have any internal dilemma he must overcome. The conflict is strictly on the outside. He doesn't have to learn a lesson or make a real character change. He's…

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…