Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings Collection
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Recent activity

  • Someone's Watching Me!


  • A Quiet Place Part II


  • Heat


  • The Fugitive


Recent reviews

  • Someone's Watching Me!

    Someone's Watching Me!


    There doesn't seem to be a lot of women (or men, for that matter) named Leigh or its derivatives anymore. And that's a shame, because it's a badass name, and Leigh is a badass character, the go-get-shit-done type that sets out to literally murder her stalker on at least two or three separate occasions. Because the fascist pigs sure won't help. Police don't exist to protect you, they exist to protect capital. And they certainly do not prevent crime if…

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    People Behaving Like Absolute Morons Part II.

    Fuck John Krasinski. Not just for the movie, but for stealing the idea for the first film from the original writers and promoting it as his own.

Popular reviews

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.

  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Move over, Triumph of the Will. We've got a fresh new load of propaganda!

    For a movie that acts almost like a travelogue for how awesome America is, don't you think it's odd that the story centers around your average American - some random, low-intelligence nobody?

    The theme of this movie is simple: Do as you're told.

    That's all Forrest does in the whole movie, and he ends up a famous millionaire entrepreneur war hero athlete and pop culture icon.…