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  • Widows

    Widows

    ★★★★★

    Steve McQueen's The Wire.

  • Moonraker

    Moonraker

    ★★★½

    And people say this is one of the worst Bond films? Fake news!

    Roger Moore does a fine job in the role, and he seems to be having a great time. I miss the days when Bond wasn't just a mindless brooding hulk. Moore in the movie is charming, charismatic, capable, and he delivers some of the best one-liners of the whole series (although the best is saved for Q).

    I kind of get why people don't appreciate this movie…

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  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★★

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    He did it. He actually did it.

    I cannot believe I'm even typing this, but it's true...

    Christopher Nolan successfully crammed 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.

    Didn't even think it was possible!

    Is every citizen of Gotham City a fucking idiot? Let me count the ways...

    The first example goes all the way back to Batman Begins, when Bruce Wayne disappears for something like 8 years, then comes back one day without anybody asking where he…