Tentin Quarantino’s review published on Letterboxd:
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Lesson: How Not To Write Dialogue
Aaron Eckhart: Commanding Anonymous Morons
Cliche: The Movie
Exposition: It's Everywhere
Michelle Rodriguez: Best Thing About This Movie
Second Act: Better Than The First
ADHD: The Editor
Michael Pena: Can't Save This
Reminder: Of Everything That Is Happening Every 10 Seconds Via Dialogue.
Call of Duty: Is More Fulfilling
Moments: Some Aren't Bad
Third Act: Better Than First Two
Guilty Pleasure: Possibly?
Terrible Movie: Definitely