Here are some alternate titles I came up with while watching this...

Lesson: How Not To Write Dialogue

Aaron Eckhart: Commanding Anonymous Morons

Cliche: The Movie

Exposition: It's Everywhere

Michelle Rodriguez: Best Thing About This Movie

Second Act: Better Than The First

ADHD: The Editor

Michael Pena: Can't Save This

Reminder: Of Everything That Is Happening Every 10 Seconds Via Dialogue.

Call of Duty: Is More Fulfilling

Moments: Some Aren't Bad

Third Act: Better Than First Two

Guilty Pleasure: Possibly?

Terrible Movie: Definitely