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  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat


    A big chunk of budget went on fake spiderwebs, and that's a good excuse for how cgi looks. Apart from the theme music and few cool moments it really isn't good, even in a bad way. Just watch Bloodsport instead.

  • The Bad News Bears

    The Bad News Bears


    Movies about baseball, unlike real baseball, can never be boring, this one is no exception.

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  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    If this was a 5 min short I would give it a pass, but holy shit how is this a feature length movie?! I give it one star because of Meat Loaf.

  • Crank



    I'm surprised that this movie kinda worked, it had no right to but somehow it does. It's not great but I wasn't bored for the whole runtime. Statham is yet to top his Mean Machine performance.