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  • Death Wish 3

    Death Wish 3

    ★½

    I can't think of anything about Death Wish 3 that I would consider good. The film's message is delivered with the subtlety of a sledgehammer to the face and the lead actor is so inexpressive he may as well have been carved out of wood. On top of that, the film is vile, sickening, nasty, gratuitously violent and unapologetically misogynistic.

    With all that being said, I can say without hesitation that Death Wish 3 is the most AWESOME MOVIE EVER…

  • God's Not Dead 2

    God's Not Dead 2

    ½

    God's Not Dead 2: Not Dead Harder. Everything that the first film was criticized for attach to this one times ten. An ugly, cynical, dishonest and mean-spirited film which is all the worse because it claims to be all about love and tolerance. What should have been a made-for-TV movie shown only on the Trinity Broadcasting Network gets released theatrically and becomes easily the worst film to receive a large theatrical release that I've ever seen. God's not dead, but I wish I was after watching this abomination.

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  • God's Not Dead

    God's Not Dead

    ½

    A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

    "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being in the world, even greater than Jesus Christ."

    At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United…