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  • The Wolfman
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  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
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  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★★

  • Girlhood

    ★★★★★

  • Blade

    ★★½

  • Suicide Squad

    ★★★★★

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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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    I wanted to do another comparison analysis, because I think these are way more fun to write than traditional reviews and I feel they give a little more substantial insight into why I think so highly of so many unpopular films (Also gives me a solid excuse to rewatch them with a focused interpretation in mind) I’m still shocked that I loved Fallen Kingdom as much as I did. I loved it more than any superhero film or…

  • Spawn

    Spawn

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "They belong together. There's no place for me here."



    Over 2 decades of superhero movies and none of them has even come close to this one for me. It truly, deeply breaks my heart that people will let some poorly aged CGI and occasional scatalogical humor (which, if anything, make the trippy, nightmare reality of the film feel that much more authentic) cause them to completely write off a really well made film full of emotional power and, dare I…

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  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★★

    "I don't know you anymore!"



    Don't you just love it when you can tell how much heart a cast and crew is putting into a production? This was really supposed to be the final Star Wars film and you can tell in absolutely every frame and every performance.

    No American film of its decade was made with even half of the passion and emotion this has, certainly no blockbuster. When you have a cast like this that can mine such…

  • Girlhood

    Girlhood

    ★★★★★

    "Wanna tell me where my dreams are?"



    No film has captured the fading beauty of coming-of-age with Girlhood's level of emotional power and sincerity since George Lucas' American Graffiti. What sets Sciamma's film apart, however, is its protagonist's awareness to inevitable darkness. Expelled from her school, trapped in an oppressive neighborhood and forced to resort to petty crime to provide for her young sister, the breaks from life she spends goofing around with her friends and enjoying a taste of…

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  • Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

    Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

    ★★★★★

    Alright, let me get this straight.

    This is...
    1) The only film in the series with an actual plot.
    2) The only film in the series with an actual structure.
    3) The only film in the series with proactive characters instead of merely reactive ones.
    4) The only film in the series where characters actually spend a decent amount of time outside.
    5) The only film in the series where the characters are all fairly intelligent and immediately take the…

  • Leaving Neverland

    Leaving Neverland

    3 months in and we already have the worst film of 2019.

    Dinesh D'Souza is green with envy at Dan Reed's protracted, emotionally manipulative, nonsensical, contradictory propaganda piece. There's a reason why there was nobody involved in the court case in this documentary, there's a reason why there's nobody with specific knowledge of the evidence involved in the documentary, there's a reason why Dan Reed refused to interview Corey Feldman (Maybe the most outspoken voice against child molestation in all…