Favorite films

  • The Wolfman
  • The Wolf Man
  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
  • Benedetta

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  • Jurassic World Dominion


  • It


  • Suicide Squad


  • A Nightmare on Elm Street


Pinned reviews

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.



    I wanted to do another comparison analysis, because I think these are way more fun to write than traditional reviews and I feel they give a little more substantial insight into why I think so highly of so many unpopular films (Also gives me a solid excuse to rewatch them with a focused interpretation in mind) I’m still shocked that I loved Fallen Kingdom as much as I did. I loved it more than any superhero film or…

  • Spawn



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "They belong together. There's no place for me here."

    Over 2 decades of superhero movies and none of them has even come close to this one for me. It truly, deeply breaks my heart that people will let some poorly aged CGI and occasional scatalogical humor (which, if anything, make the trippy, nightmare reality of the film feel that much more authentic) cause them to completely write off a really well made film full of emotional power and, dare I…

Recent reviews

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    DeWanda Wise's Kayla Watts is the worst character in the Jurassic franchise since Jurassic Park III and the fact that people actually think she's a highlight of the movie honestly stings more than people just saying the movie itself is bad. She's a selfish, mean spirited, inconsistently written character made by and for people who think just being a "tough badass" is enough to be likable. I think the comparisons this film has gotten to Rise of Skywalker are hyperbolic…

  • It



    Linda Dowd and Sarah Craig not even being nominated for a Best Makeup Oscar is a fucking travesty.

Popular reviews

  • Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

    Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones


    Alright, let me get this straight.

    This is...
    1) The only film in the series with an actual plot.
    2) The only film in the series with an actual structure.
    3) The only film in the series with proactive characters instead of merely reactive ones.
    4) The only film in the series where characters actually spend a decent amount of time outside.
    5) The only film in the series where the characters are all fairly intelligent and immediately take the…

  • Leaving Neverland

    Leaving Neverland

    3 months in and we already have the worst film of 2019.

    Dinesh D'Souza is green with envy at Dan Reed's protracted, emotionally manipulative, nonsensical, contradictory propaganda piece. There's a reason why there was nobody involved in the court case in this documentary, there's a reason why there's nobody with specific knowledge of the evidence involved in the documentary, there's a reason why Dan Reed refused to interview Corey Feldman (Maybe the most outspoken voice against child molestation in all…