such accurately written and well-played highlights from my childhood. how did they know??
I was five. I didn't like it. I was eight. I still didn't like it. I was in my twenties, still didn't like it, and decided to stick to my guns by not subjecting myself to this movie ever again, it and its rabid disney-loving, song-singing fans who even now pollute the internet (and therefore my life) with their inane obsession with this lousy, sentimental pile of crystalized triteness.
There is literally nothing about this film that I find interesting…