The human race is struggling with climate change so invent a huge thing to help us all survive. Weirdly this can be used for bad things to happen, most notably each city receiving disasters that are opposite to what they'd normally experience. Russia gets HOT. Rio gets COLD. Dubai gets WATER. But none of these disasters matter because Gerard Butler is concerned with the starting of a Geostorm, which is apparently a lot worse than all the shit that's going…
Let me preface this review by saying that it is in no way a five star film. It's a five star film in the same way that The Other Guys, reviewed by Peter Bradshaw in the Guardian, is not a five star film. But sometimes you watch a movie and can't stop smiling. It entertains. It has you sitting back and going, "Yeah, why can't all films be like this?" And that's what The Guest did to me. Sure, it…
In the style of Matt, because why not. Saw this with my cinema card and also cos the poster looks damn cool. Look at it. Like some seventies sepia stuff and I'm always down for that. Opens on Gyllenhaal thin as hell. Hair slicked back like some creepy dude. No money but clearly owns a comb. Does bad shit with this grin. Freaked me out a bit but whatever, it's cool.
He drives this shitty car all over the place,…