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  • Annihilation



    An ambitious and interesting horror sci-fi that didn’t quite live up to the hype but was still a fun watch while it was on. The Shimmer was intriguing but the complete lack of common sense on behalf of the scientists outside it was really frustrating. “We’ve lost a few people in there before so let’s send yet another crew in for a while.” Time to suspend disbelief.

    Where it’s good, it’s really good. Much of the ending is beautiful but…

  • Mom and Dad

    Mom and Dad


    A mildly entertaining horror comedy. There's just something about Cage Rage that makes you smile and in this particular installment, he grabs a sledgehammer and smashes up a pool table he just handmade whilst screaming the hokey cokey.

    ...And that's all before the weird 'parents killing kids' thing happens. That's just normal Cage as a family man. The rest of the film is perfectly fine but ultimately forgettable.

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  • The Guest

    The Guest


    Let me preface this review by saying that it is in no way a five star film. It's a five star film in the same way that The Other Guys, reviewed by Peter Bradshaw in the Guardian, is not a five star film. But sometimes you watch a movie and can't stop smiling. It entertains. It has you sitting back and going, "Yeah, why can't all films be like this?" And that's what The Guest did to me. Sure, it…

  • Nightcrawler



    In the style of Matt, because why not. Saw this with my cinema card and also cos the poster looks damn cool. Look at it. Like some seventies sepia stuff and I'm always down for that. Opens on Gyllenhaal thin as hell. Hair slicked back like some creepy dude. No money but clearly owns a comb. Does bad shit with this grin. Freaked me out a bit but whatever, it's cool.
    He drives this shitty car all over the place,…