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  • Watcher

    ★★½

  • In the Shadow of the Moon

    ★★★

  • No Exit

    ★★½

  • The Tomorrow War

    ★★

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  • The Watcher

    The Watcher

    ★★½

    paint by numbers detective serial killer cat n mouse affair, entirely boring stuff elevated slightly at moments by the soundtrack which includes kanoe dancing to rob zombie and the classic portishead track "roads" which makes me think the filmmakers shouldve took another one

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★½

    joe hill story about a child killer who abducts and drives kids off to meet thier doom. young girl with unexplained power who rides a bike to find lost things.
    damged parents, lost cops, implausible happy endings. no, this isnt nos4a2 but it may as well be.

    very generic and cliched in every way, perfectly average not scary horror doing the tired retro rhetoric. coupla the kid actors were okay, and the score isnt bad, just wish derrickson had tried something a bit more original or diff to make this standard story stand out amongst all the other films of this ilk, ah well

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  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web

    ★★½

    i went to that ASL metro class, i tried to understand. chinatown was so loud when i saw you i didnt realise at first. when someone shows a better door go through it, lest stupid movie meme sleep stealing sandman bastard eat your dreams.

    drunkard now and the funny wears off almost as quick as work draws close. during the closing mintute of this crazy marathon my mind transcended to that of our idiot protagonists is that my only thought was survival.

    damn you deep web, caught this fool thrice, shame on everyone.

  • Burning

    Burning

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    edit - still thinking about this film the next day, so deserves a bump up to 4 star. might even correct the grammar and spelling in the revi... wait, what?!

    a wonderfully weird ride of obsession, love, and paranoia. not really sure what it's about, murder mystery without a murder(?), class divide or surrealist philosophical social study, ultimately it doesnt matter i guess.

    loved the ambigous nature of it all - greenhouses, cat, metaphor, and of course the sneaky nod…