Favorite films

  • The Passing
  • The Feast
  • Night Gallery
  • Joy Division

Recent activity

  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter


  • The Railway Children


  • Gorillas in the Mist


  • The Stone Tape


Pinned reviews

  • Mandy



    rewatch in an attempt to get the hype surrounding this psychotropic mess. would rather take a bad trip & get stung by wasps. down half a star.

  • The Private Life of a Cat

    The Private Life of a Cat


    Quite possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Recent reviews

  • Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

    Attack of the 50 Foot Woman


    Cramptober #1. for one reason or another had never bothered to sit down to this cheesy cult, er, classic i suppose. it is 'of its time' for sure, fun enough nonsense all the same

  • Stay Out Stay Alive

    Stay Out Stay Alive


    Cramptober prelude - bonus babs. didn't even realise lady C was in this when i whacked it on, i mean she's barely in it but still, i'll take it

Popular reviews

  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web


    i went to that ASL metro class, i tried to understand. chinatown was so loud when i saw you i didnt realise at first. when someone shows a better door go through it, lest stupid movie meme sleep stealing sandman bastard eat your dreams.

    drunkard now and the funny wears off almost as quick as work draws close. during the closing mintute of this crazy marathon my mind transcended to that of our idiot protagonists is that my only thought was survival.

    damn you deep web, caught this fool thrice, shame on everyone.

  • Burning



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    edit - still thinking about this film the next day, so deserves a bump up to 4 star. might even correct the grammar and spelling in the revi... wait, what?!

    a wonderfully weird ride of obsession, love, and paranoia. not really sure what it's about, murder mystery without a murder(?), class divide or surrealist philosophical social study, ultimately it doesnt matter i guess.

    loved the ambigous nature of it all - greenhouses, cat, metaphor, and of course the sneaky nod…