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  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story


    The best Star Wars movie since Empire Strikes Back. 

    Part heist movie, part road trip movie, part love story,  all done in the most awesome, odd way that I could hope for. This is the 2009 Star Trek style relaunch I’ve been waiting for. A fun Action/Adventure movie, with equal parts comedy and fantasy mixed in. This honestly looks and feels like if you just took all the tools available today, and gave them to filmmakers in the 70’s. It…

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    “Ninjas don’t hug.”

    This movie basically ripped my skull open, went into my brain, picked out a thousand of my favorite Pop Culture fixations, threw them in a random reference generator, gave it the plot to A New Hope, sold me a cherry coke and said “Enjoy”. 

    A gift from Uncle Stephen to the fanboys he raised. Thanks Uncle Steve. You still give the best presents.

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born


    Did not see that ending coming at all.
    Also, this film contains the most erotic nose touching of all time. I’m kind of afraid I’ve just discovered something about my self, and I’m not sure how I feel about it.

  • Hell Fest

    Hell Fest


    I kept waiting and waiting, but it never happened.

    She never did wash her hands. 


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  • Batman



    Cinnemark had a screening of the '89 Classic the day before my birthday. A coincidence? I think not!

    Still holds all the magic on the big screen just like it did when I saw it at the local theater in 1989. I might be turning 33 tomorrow, but this made me feel like that 6 year old all over again.

  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight


    Jesus Christ, that was beautiful.
    Would of loved to have seen the 70mm roadshow version, but this was truly amazing, no matter what the conditions.