Ryan

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A movie a day keeps the anxiety at bay. Unless you’re like me and watch anxiety-inducing movies.

Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • La Haine
  • My Neighbor Totoro
  • Star Wars

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  • Elf

    ★★★★

  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    ★★★★

  • Napoleon

    ★★★½

  • Dream Scenario

    ★★★½

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  • Elf

    Elf

    ★★★★

    I don’t know what the economy is like on the North Pole but it’s kinda fucked up the elves couldn’t build like a bigger bed and house for Buddy and just forced him to live in elf-sized conditions

  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    ★★★★

    I’ve never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before

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  • The Boys Presents: Diabolical

    The Boys Presents: Diabolical

    ★★★★

    Never thought that Andy Samberg of all people would have the writing chops to nail a touching story about an old Korean couple

  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    ★★★½

    Napoleon in the marketing and trailers: stoic, badass military commander with ice in his veins

    Napoleon in the actual movie: goofy, horny little rat man