Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2023

  The Fast and Furious movies wish they could be this fucking cool

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2022 1

  If I wanted to play a PS5 game, I would’ve played a PS5 game

Recent reviews

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  Elf 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Dec 2023 2

  I don’t know what the economy is like on the North Pole but it’s kinda fucked up the elves couldn’t build like a bigger bed and house for Buddy and just forced him to live in elf-sized conditions

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  Planes, Trains and Automobiles 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2023

  I’ve never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before

Popular reviews

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  The Boys Presents: Diabolical 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2022 1

  Never thought that Andy Samberg of all people would have the writing chops to nail a touching story about an old Korean couple

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Nov 2023 1

  Napoleon in the marketing and trailers: stoic, badass military commander with ice in his veins

  Napoleon in the actual movie: goofy, horny little rat man