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  • Premium Rush

    Premium Rush


    This movie is completely insane. Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character works for this elite bicycle-delivery company in NYC that looks totally shady but is apparently actually very legitimate (they even have their own bar where all the bikers hang out seemingly 24/7). Basically, his/the "company's" job is to deliver letters/packages/small physical things that just can't be e-mailed (because of course they can't be e-mailed) at lightning speed. JGL picks up an envelope from a girl saying that he needs to get it…

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If you think the pilot at the end was being dumb, then sit down and let me explain how you missed the entire point of the ending.

    Caleb was selected for a top secret assignment. TOP SECRET. No one knew about it--not even the pilot; for all he knew, maybe he was supposed to drop one person off and pick up another (like he did).

    The fact that Ava got onto the helicopter without the pilot asking anything proves that she can pass for a human. It's proof that she was smarter than Nathan or Caleb had even thought.

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  • The Witch

    The Witch


    EDIT #2 (10/4/16):  Now an A; Updated review right here

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