Frances Meh

my stars mean the same thing as everyone else’s stars
that’s how stars work

(he/him)

Favorite films

  • The Royal Hotel
  • The Teachers’ Lounge
  • Here
  • The Beast

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  • Tender Mercies

    ★★★★

  • The Killing

    ★★★½

  • Theater Camp

    ★★★★

  • Ned Rifle

    ★★★★

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  • La Chimera

    La Chimera

    ★★★★★

    most fun you can have with cross-dressing italian criminals outside of eurovision




    ~ Toronto International Film Festival #13 ~

  • About Dry Grasses

    About Dry Grasses

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    some of you aren’t inexplicably breaking the fourth wall to pop a viagra in your dressing room so you can have sex with a woman you’re not attracted to in an attempt to repair your fragile ego after it was shattered by a precocious seventh grader at a remote boarding school in western anatolia and it shows




    ~ Toronto International Film Festival #12 ~

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  • Tender Mercies

    Tender Mercies

    ★★★★

    that terrible moment you realize wilford brimley is younger than you in a film

  • The Killing

    The Killing

    ★★★½

    putting on a rubber mask and robbing the racetrack of your heart

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  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★★

    him: where’s montauk?     

    her: have you seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?

    me: these are my people i’m with my people

  • Persuasion

    Persuasion

    Ugh the abuse I endure for Dakota Johnson.