You’re in his DMs, I’m stalking him naked through the jungle as a cattle-mutilating ghost-tiger trying to consume his spirit, his flesh, and his memories. We are not the same.

Anya Taylor-Joy would have kicked that pasty ghoul’s ass in like 12 moves.

Yelp reviews for this place all like, quaint country inn, owner’s a pedophile and the guests sing racist songs, lobster bisque is out of this world, 3 out of 5 stars.

Can you imagine dying, like you’re full-on dead, but you still have to go to an office job every day? Wtf Hirokazu.

Anya. ANYA. Chess and addiction are NOT LIVING DELICIOUSLY GIRL. Black Phillip owes you a refund.

These are the worst people I’ve ever met. I want to travel the world with them.