Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  La Chimera 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Sep 2023 2

  most fun you can have with cross-dressing italian criminals outside of eurovision

  
  
  

  
  ~ Toronto International Film Festival #13 ~

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  About Dry Grasses 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Sep 2023 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  some of you aren’t inexplicably breaking the fourth wall to pop a viagra in your dressing room so you can have sex with a woman you’re not attracted to in an attempt to repair your fragile ego after it was shattered by a precocious seventh grader at a remote boarding school in western anatolia and it shows

  
  
  

  
  ~ Toronto International Film Festival #12 ~

Recent reviews

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  Tender Mercies 1983

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep 2023

  that terrible moment you realize wilford brimley is younger than you in a film

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  The Killing 1956

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  putting on a rubber mask and robbing the racetrack of your heart

Popular reviews

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 May 2023 24

  him: where’s montauk?     

  her: have you seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?

  me: these are my people i’m with my people

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  Persuasion 2022

  Added 3

  Ugh the abuse I endure for Dakota Johnson.