You’re in his DMs, I’m stalking him naked through the jungle as a cattle-mutilating ghost-tiger trying to consume his spirit, his flesh, and his memories. We are not the same.

Yeah alright, fuck it:

NEAR-WHITE PEOPLE

You’re telling me Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?

When the hot widow said she’d sleep with the quiet stranger if he avenged her husband’s murder, he was literally out the door before she finished her sentence. The old west was down bad.

Anya. ANYA. Chess and addiction are NOT LIVING DELICIOUSLY GIRL. Black Phillip owes you a refund.

These are the worst people I’ve ever met. I want to travel the world with them.