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  The Beatles: Get Back 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched by fran hoepfner 01 Dec 2021 3

  "...and now, your host for this evening, the Rolling Stones."

  I gotta say, this is one of the most pleasurable viewing experiences I've had this year and in several years, taking my time over the course of the past week to watch the doc in full. is it tv? is it a movie? it feels plenty cinematic, both in its slowness and its grandiosity.

  I came into this indifferent to the Beatles, if not Beatles-skeptic. (anyone who knows me in…

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★★★★ Watched by fran hoepfner 12 Jan 2022 1

  understands correctly that:

  1. the coolest drink you can order for another person is a Coke
  2. the other coolest drink you can order for another person is a martini
  3. it is always funny, as well as romantic, to introduce someone who is not your spouse as your spouse

  when I see Skyler Gisondo I go crazy I love that guy so much

  I finally saw the PTA movie that broke everyone's brains the least you can do is subscribe to Fran Magazine

Recent reviews

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  Excalibur 1981

  ★★★★ Watched by fran hoepfner 28 May 2022 1

  that this comes six years after Monty Python & the Holy Grail brimming with cocksure confidence & chintz & Wagner is really funny (and really admirable!). congrats to the mad lads of Camelot

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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★ Watched by fran hoepfner 27 May 2022

  insane guy learns to be normal so his peers can begrudgingly accept him… got it! movie should be from pov of Iceman instead

Popular reviews

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  The Shape of Water 2017

  ★★★★ Watched by fran hoepfner 04 Dec 2017 30

  someone has finally dared to ask "what if Lilo & Stitch was rated R?"

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched by fran hoepfner 23 Oct 2019 8

  Marriage Story (2019)